The World Spirit has sent me another trial. My chauffeur is on vacation, and of course, the moment he's gone the Ferrari breaks down. It's in the shop now, and for three days I'll have nothing to drive but the Porsche. It's an '09 911, almost three years old now. It's tough, but I've learned to deal with these things. My Yogi says I'm such a good person my karma may be over-cycling, and that's what's causing these problems. But he said if I bear these trials patiently, the World Spirit will enlighten me to a hyper-being. So that sounds cool.
I'm making the best of it and having them change the trim on the Ferrari while it's in there. I was getting tired of all the gold trim, so I'm going matte black.
But three days is a long time. Stay tuned for more inspiration. I feel it's my duty to spread some of the amazing karma I've earned in elevating those below me, so I started this blog. I'll get my secretary to post some pics soon.
Richard,
ReplyDeleteThis is your mother.
I'm concerned that you haven't called. Of course, our reception is simply awful--I don't know what the point of renting a chateau is if they won't provide the amenities. We'll be meeting Georgie and Pigeon when they descend from their Machu Piccu expedition. Any chance you can join us too?
So sorry about the car trouble.
Love and kisses,
Mummy