There are too many. I'm sorry, it's just gotten intolerable. They never check their scheduling with each other, and they all have to have you, they keep saying. My dad always said to go to the one at the better restaurant, but they're both five stars, and frankly our cook at home is just as good. It's really too much.
Sometimes I think I'll just give it all up. Sever my connection to all this foolishness and just live by myself, seeking even more enlightenment. But I can't keep it to myself. It's my duty to spread this knowledge for the good of humanity, and I will fulfill it, no matter how many five star restaurants I have to go to. I will not waver.
World, see my sacrifice.
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